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Cham Cham kar ke aayi,

Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,

Main Sindoor leke khada raha,

Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi…

News: Aapki charcha hain har gali mein har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hain,ye koi chmatkar nhi time hi aisa hain kyuki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai..

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Agar aap bus,train,plane ya kahin se Bhi aa-ja rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamkti hue koi B vstu dkhen,to turant wahan se hat jayen.Yeh vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apke jara C laprwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai. Janhit me jaari.

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Hello Bhaiya, How r u? Hows life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera Cel kharab hai is liye me inke cel se sms kar rahi hu tumari pyari Behan – MALLIKA SHERAWAT

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Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi,

Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi,

Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi,

Jab ek zakkas item tere ko “BHAIYA” aur RAKHI pehna gayi….

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Apki charcha hai har gali mein,

Har ladki ke dil me apke liye pyar hai,

Ye koi chamatkar nahi time hi aisa hai,

Kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.

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Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai,

Har Ladki ko tera Intzar hai,

Ye tera koi kamaal nahi o mundiya,

Kuch dinbaad Rakhi ka jo teohar hai…

Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa

Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,

Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.

To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.

Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.

Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai…

Usne kaha aaj hum

Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye,

Jise duniya ki,

Koi taakat na tod paaye,

Meri khushi ka andaaza,

Lagana mushkil tha,

Par iske aage jo hua,

Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

Usne mera haath,

Haatho me lekar kaha,

Yeh to janam janmo,

Ka bandhan hai

Phir mujhe yaad aaya,

Woh Saawan ka mausam,

Woh poonam ki raat,

Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!