funny

Ek Baar Ek Ladka Airport Pe Cigrette Pee Raha Tha

Sath Mein Khadi Ladki Ne Dekha To Uske Pass

Aakar Boli

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Ladki: Ek Din Mein Kitne Cigrete Pee Jate Ho…………. ?.? .

Ladke Ne Pahle Usko Uper Se Niche Tak Dekha Aur

Soch Kar Bola .

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Ladka: Yahi Koi 50, 60

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Ladki Uska Majaak Udate HueBoli

Ladki: Agar Aaj Tak Cigrete Pe Kharch Kiye Hue

Paise Bachate To Samne Khadi Wo BMW Car

Tumhari Hoti”

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Ladke Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: “Aap Cigrate Peeti

Hein……..?.?

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Ladki: “Nahi” Ladka: “To Wo Car Kya Aapki Hai….?.?

Ladki: “Nahi To..? Ladka: “Salah Dene Ka Shukriya,

Ab Chal Udhar Jaakar Aram Se Baith ja aur sun Wo

Car Meri Hi Hai ” :p=DDD Moral: “Zyada Lecture Dene Se Beizzti Bhi Ho Jaati

Kaun Kehta Hai Ke Sirf

Macchar Khoon Choosa Karte Hai

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Kabhi Roaming Me Jake Dekho

Ye Mobile Company Wale

Kuch Kam Nahi Hote,

Na ishq kar mare yaar

yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,

na karna in par aitbaar

yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,

recharge tum karwa ke dete ho

aur number mera lagati hai …

Arz Hai…

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti

Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hain

perfume

earring

suits

flowers

chocolates

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or ladke..??

Ye le LADKI ka number..

mera naam nahi aana chahiye

Don ko 11 mulko ki police dhundh rahi he..

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kyu ki. .

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sabhi mulko ke logo ko Ra.One film ki ticket ke paise wapas chahiye..!

Boy:
Xcuse Me

Girl:
Jee Kahiye

Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….

Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon

A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.
Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?
Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le….

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess