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Didi tumse mujhe bahut pyar hai...

Tumhare bina to mera jina hi bekar hai...

Ladta hu jhagdta hu...

Magar tumhri fikar bhi karta hu...

Ghar hota hu to tumhari surat mujhe jara na bhati hai...

Jab mai kahi ghoomne jau to tumhari yaad bahut aati hai...

Tumbhi to mujhe kitni dant khilvati ho...

Magar roothne pe mere tumhi to manati ho...

Bhiya jab mujhe kabhi dantate hai...

Tumhi to meri galti chhupa kar mujhe bchati ho...

Jab shadi hogi tumhari to to kitna mai rounga...

Tum na rahogi to kiski god me sar rakh kar mai sounga...

Tum chli jaogi to mujhse kon ladega...

Chhoti chhoti bato pe shikayat kon karega...

Ye mat sochna ke mai tumse pyar nhi karta...

Har waqt tumse mai rahta hu ladta...

Magar rakhi ki kasam tumse mujhe pyar bada hai...

Teri har musibat me tere sang tera ye bhai khada hai...

Mana ke mai ladta hu jhagta hu...

Magar didi tumse bahut pyar karta hu.......

Shayari for Sister

Choti si hai zindagi has ke jiyo, Bhula ke gam saare sar utha ke jiyo, Udaasi mein kya rakha hai muskura ke jiyo, Apne liye na sahi apno ke liye jiyo

Kaash!! meri koi behen hoti, ladta sabse jyada usse, par pyaar me kami na hoti, kehta har baat dil ki usko, uski har pareshani meri apni hoti, Kash meri bhi ek bahan hoti

baat-baat par ladna-jhagdana, fir thodi si na -nukur kar k man bhi jana, bina bahina k adhura h jeewan, bahna k bina suna h jeewan ka aangan..

Ek shaam aati hai tunhari yaad lekar, Ek shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar, Par mujhe to uss shaam ki intezaar hai, Jo aaye tumhe saath lekar...

Baat Baat Pe Rowti Hain, Jhagarti Hain, Larti Hain, Nadan Si Hoti Hain Behen, Hain Rehmat Se Bharpoor, Allah Ki Rehmat Hoti Hain Behen...

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मेरी गुस्ताखियो को माफ़ करना
मै तुम्हे तुम्हारी इजाजत के बिना याद करता हूँ। 

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दर्द तो ऐसे पीछे पड़ा है मेरे,
जैसे मैं उसकी पहली मोहब्बत हूँ।

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छुपी होती है लफ्जों में गहरी राज की बातें..
लोग शायरी या मज़ाक समझ के बस मुस्कुरा देते हैं 

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उदासी का भी दिल नहीं लग रहा था कहीं..
सो मेरे पास आ कर बैठ गई है।

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उल्फ़त के मारों से ना पूछों आलम इंतज़ार का..
पतझड़ सी है ज़िन्दगी और ख्याल है बहारो का। 

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ऐ हवा मत छेड़ा कर उसकी जुल्फों को यूं,
तुम्हारे लिए तो खेल हुआ, मेरी जान पे बन आती है।

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अरे ओ दिल कब तक तुझे समझाये कोई,
इतनी मुद्दत में तो पागल भी सुधर जाते है।

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बात कोई और होती तो हम कह भी देते उनसे,
कम्बखत मोहब्बत है.. बताई भी तो नही जाती।

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सुनो.. यूँ उदास मत बैठो अजनबी से लगते हो,
प्यारी बातें नहीं करना है तो चलो झगड़ा ही कर लो।

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गलत फहमी का एक पल इतना जहरीला होता है..
जो प्यार भरे सौ लम्हों को.. एक पल में भुला देता है।

SHAYRI OF SHARABI

Kuch log peete hain gam bhoolane ko……

kuch log peete hain koi aur gam bhoolaane ko….

par ai dost ye kya………

hum to mahoal na milane ke gam mein peete hain…..

Ek Jahan Maanga Tha Jisme Bahot Saara Pyar Mile,

Magar De Diya Mehkhana Jahan Bahot Saari Sharab Thi

Ek Kandha Maanga Tha Jiska Mujhe Sahara Mile,

Magar De Di Zindagi Jahan Duniya Bhar Ki Tanhai Thi…

Dard ki mehfil me ek sher hum bhi arz kiya karte hai..

Na kisi se marham Na duaon ki Ummed kiya karte hai..

kayi chehre lekar log yaha jiya karte hai…….

hum in aasunao ko ek chehre ke liye peeya karte hai…

Wo Bhi Din They Jab Hum Bhi Piya Karte They,

Yun Na Karo Hamse Piney Pilaney Ki Baat,

Jitni Tumhare Jaam Mein Hai Sharab,

Utni Hum Paimaney Mein Chod Diya Kartey They…

Peetay They Sharab Hum,

Usne Chudadi Apni Kasam Dekar,

Mehfil Me Gaye The Hum,

Yaroon Ne Piladi Uski Kasam Dekar…

Har Baat ka Koi Jawab Nahi Hota…
Har Ishq ka Naam Kharab Nahi Hotaaa..
Yuh to Joom Lete Hai Nashe me Pine Wale
Magar Har Nashe ka Naam Sharab Nahi Hota…

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funny

Ek Baar Ek Ladka Airport Pe Cigrette Pee Raha Tha

Sath Mein Khadi Ladki Ne Dekha To Uske Pass

Aakar Boli

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Ladki: Ek Din Mein Kitne Cigrete Pee Jate Ho…………. ?.? .

Ladke Ne Pahle Usko Uper Se Niche Tak Dekha Aur

Soch Kar Bola .

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Ladka: Yahi Koi 50, 60

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Ladki Uska Majaak Udate HueBoli

Ladki: Agar Aaj Tak Cigrete Pe Kharch Kiye Hue

Paise Bachate To Samne Khadi Wo BMW Car

Tumhari Hoti”

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Ladke Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: “Aap Cigrate Peeti

Hein……..?.?

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Ladki: “Nahi” Ladka: “To Wo Car Kya Aapki Hai….?.?

Ladki: “Nahi To..? Ladka: “Salah Dene Ka Shukriya,

Ab Chal Udhar Jaakar Aram Se Baith ja aur sun Wo

Car Meri Hi Hai ” :p=DDD Moral: “Zyada Lecture Dene Se Beizzti Bhi Ho Jaati

Kaun Kehta Hai Ke Sirf

Macchar Khoon Choosa Karte Hai

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Kabhi Roaming Me Jake Dekho

Ye Mobile Company Wale

Kuch Kam Nahi Hote,

Na ishq kar mare yaar

yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,

na karna in par aitbaar

yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,

recharge tum karwa ke dete ho

aur number mera lagati hai …

Arz Hai…

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti

Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hain

perfume

earring

suits

flowers

chocolates

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or ladke..??

Ye le LADKI ka number..

mera naam nahi aana chahiye

Don ko 11 mulko ki police dhundh rahi he..

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kyu ki. .

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sabhi mulko ke logo ko Ra.One film ki ticket ke paise wapas chahiye..!

Boy:
Xcuse Me

Girl:
Jee Kahiye

Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….

Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon

A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.
Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?
Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le….

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess

funny shayri

Cham Cham kar ke aayi,

Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,

Main Sindoor leke khada raha,

Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi…

News: Aapki charcha hain har gali mein har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hain,ye koi chmatkar nhi time hi aisa hain kyuki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai..

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Agar aap bus,train,plane ya kahin se Bhi aa-ja rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamkti hue koi B vstu dkhen,to turant wahan se hat jayen.Yeh vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apke jara C laprwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai. Janhit me jaari.

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Hello Bhaiya, How r u? Hows life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera Cel kharab hai is liye me inke cel se sms kar rahi hu tumari pyari Behan – MALLIKA SHERAWAT

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Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi,

Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi,

Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi,

Jab ek zakkas item tere ko “BHAIYA” aur RAKHI pehna gayi….

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Apki charcha hai har gali mein,

Har ladki ke dil me apke liye pyar hai,

Ye koi chamatkar nahi time hi aisa hai,

Kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.

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Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai,

Har Ladki ko tera Intzar hai,

Ye tera koi kamaal nahi o mundiya,

Kuch dinbaad Rakhi ka jo teohar hai…

Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa

Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,

Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.

To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.

Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.

Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai…

Usne kaha aaj hum

Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye,

Jise duniya ki,

Koi taakat na tod paaye,

Meri khushi ka andaaza,

Lagana mushkil tha,

Par iske aage jo hua,

Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

Usne mera haath,

Haatho me lekar kaha,

Yeh to janam janmo,

Ka bandhan hai

Phir mujhe yaad aaya,

Woh Saawan ka mausam,

Woh poonam ki raat,

Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

BEWAFAI KI SHAYARI IN HINDI

Sapno Ki Duniya Ajib Lagti Hai,
Jhuthi Hi Sahi Par Har Khushi Nasib To Hoti Hai,
Beshak Aate Hai Sapne Kuch Pal Ke Liye,
Par In Palo Me “Jannat” Kitni Karib Hoti Hai…

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Tere Pyar Me Do Pal Ki Zindgi Bahut Hai,
Ek Pal Ki Hansi Aur Ek Pal Ki Kushi Bahut Hai,
Ye Dunia Mujhe Jane Ya Na Jane,
Teri Ankhe Muje Pehchane Yahi Bahut Hai.

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Pyar Zindgi Ko Sajane Ke Liye Hai,
Zindgi Dard Badhane Ke Liye Hai,
Kash Koi To Padh Pata Meri Udasi Ko,
Ye Hansta Hua Chehra To Sirf Dikhane Ke Liye Hai.

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Aaj Fir uski yaad ne rula diya,
kaisa hai ye chera jisne ye sila diya,
Do lafj likhne ka salika na tha,
Uske pyar ne mujhe shayar bana diya

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Pyar kiya to unki mohabbat nazar aayi.
Dard hua to palke unki bhar aayi.
Do dilon ki dharkan me ek baat nazar aayi.
Dil to unka dharka par awaz is dil se aayi…

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Mujhe Is Baat Ka Gum Nahi Ki…
Badal Gaya Zamana,
Meri Zindagi To Sirf Tum Ho,
Kahi Tum Na Badal Jana.

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Kuch Log Jo Aankhon Mein Rhe Dil Mein Rhenge Ab,
Bas Jagaah Bdal Rhee Hai Koi Duri Nhi Hai,
Hum Aap Sey Mil Naa Sake Jab Dil Chahey Milna,
Faaslon K Bad Bhi Aisi Mazburi Nhi Hai…

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Badi gahrai se chaha hai tujhe,
Badi duao se paya hai tujhe,
Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki lakiro se churaya hai tujhe…

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Vishwas Ban ke Log Zindagi Me Aate Hai,
Khwab Ban ke Aankho Me Samaa Jaate Hai,
Pehle Yakeen Dilate Hai Ki Wo Hamare Hai,
Fir Na Jaane Kyu Badal Jaate Hai…

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Zindagi se sabhi ko mohabat hai,
Par Zindagi kisi ki mohabat nahi banti,
Tamanna le kar jeete hai sab log,
Magar har tamanna Taqdeer nahi banti…

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Pyar ke ujale me gum ka andhera kyu hai,
Jisko hum chahe wahi rulata kyu hai,
Mere rubba agar wo mera nasib nahi to,
Aise logo se hume milata kyu hai…

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Tanhai kisi ka intezar nahi karti,
Kismat kabhi bewafai nahi karti,
Unse door hone ka asar hai warna,
Parchai kabhi jism par waar nahi karti…

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Jada gum jab se najare ho gaye,
Gardish me hamare sitare ho gaye,
Nibhayi hai kuch yaro ne dosti aisi,
Ki dushman bhi dost se pyare ho gaye.. 

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Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,
Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai Judai,
Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,
Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Na Aayi…

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Tanhayi le jaati hai jaha tak yaad tumhari,
Wahi se shuru hoti hai Zindagi hamari,
Nahi socha tha chahenge ham tumhe is kadar,
Par ab to ban gaye ho tum kismat hamari.

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Dil ki khwahish ko naam kya dun,
pyar ka use paigam kya dun.
Is dil me dard nahi yaaden hai uski,
ab yaaden hi mujhe dard de to use ilzam kya dun…

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Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki,
aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki,
shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat banane ki..

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Jab dil tut ta hai toh aawaz nahi aati,
Muhabbat har kis ko raas nahi aati,
Ye to apni apni baat hai yaaro koi
kisiko bhula nahi pata,..Aur kisi kisi ko yaad nahi..

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Jab se aapko jana hai,
Jab se aap sa dost paya hai,
Har dua me aap ka naam aaya hai,
Dil karata hai punchu us rab se ke,
Kya itna pyara dost sirf mere liye banaya hai….

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Na jane wo kaun itna haseen hoga..
Aapke haath me jiska naseeb hoga..
Koi aapko chahe ye koi badi baat nahi..
Jisko aap chaho wo khushnaseeb hoga..

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Tum dil se hamein yon pukara na karo,
Yon tum hamein ishara na karo,
Door hain tumse ye majburi hai hamari,
Tum tanhaiyon mein yun tadpaya na karo…!!